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conksucker:

oncelerswaifu:

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims 

when

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spaceballs-the-url:

Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!

me: …really?

does it even work?…

ASDFDSDFGHJKJAADFSHGJKFALGHJAJHJKFDG

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christevans:

Comic Book Characters Who Own My Soul | Harley Quinn
↳ “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word. Mama’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”


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datkarkatass:

djstriderswagg:

exaltedvelocity:

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

Reblogging for Steve..

dwarf planet tbh, still reblogging

forever reblog Pluto ily bby



sakka-puff:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

I had this at one point…..it’s a very expensive drug to deal with and I’m still recovering….reblogging for those who are going through what I went through. 



Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff on Ellen

(Source: catching-everlark)


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BDSM

reiburger:

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moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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